what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
a pastatute
how many people unfollowed you because of this
20
2 inces shorter and i could legally be a midget. ok
are you telling me that you’ve been illegally a midget this whole time. call the cops
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
that girl you laughed at in school???? she’s at home drawing up the plans of your own sacrifice to satan
the boy you called emo??? he’s at home sharpening knives to cut open your face with
the two friends you called crazy??? they’re planning a human centipede with you in the middle
don’t bully
it can cause murder
of you
i want to hug all the sad ppl and make them unsad
(Source: ouijasquiji)
