Happy You-Just-Lost-One-Hour-of-Sleep Time!
Break out the allergy medication, ladies and gentlemen. Spring is a comin’.
If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to
when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine